You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like my little pony.
Stranger: Hey. BRONY OR PEGASISTER?
You: Pegasister.
Stranger: Kewl. I be a brony. Who is best pony?
You: Twilight! It would be Vinyl Scratch if she…had lines.
Stranger: Vinyl Scratch needs lines. Mine is Applejack. How old might you be?
You: 19 (But I can’t wait for the toy in the fall!)
Stranger: The Vinyl Scratch toy? I knowwwww. Im 17.
Stranger: Who is your favorite antagonist from the show? Mine is Flim.
You: Definitely Discord. He was a riot!
Stranger: Discord was amazing.
You: Apparently John DeLancie is voice another character too
Stranger: I hope so.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I was born in Texas, but I’ve moved all over the country. I’m in Florida now.
Stranger: Im in Oklahoma. What is your name, oh wonderful person?
You: My given name is fairly dull, so I’d go by Supernova
Stranger: Why is it dull, lets hear it? Mine is Mitchell.
You: Well, Morgan isn’t particularly dull, just incredibly unisex.
Stranger: Its cute. I like cute names.
Stranger: Just saying.
You: Well thank you! Mitchell was my best friend’s name in middle school
Stranger: Cool. Anyway, what color/length is your hair?
You: It’s black in some light, brown in others and neck length.
Stranger: I like girls with that length of hair, not hitting on you.
Stranger: Im blonde, halfway down my neck.
Stranger: Um… race?
You: …Well, I’m hesitant to say. But I’m black.
Stranger: Its cool. I dont hate black people.
Stranger: O
Stranger: Or anyone, really. Im white.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
…I don’t hate white people, you didn’t have to leave.