Failures so far (cont):

1. Merida
2. Martin The Warrior (I imagined if I used one of the lesser known Redwall heroes I’d win, but what fun is that.)
3. Eragon
4. Annabeth Chase
5. “YEAH, I STUMPED THIS - HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?!” (Queen Fyora)
6. I don’t appreciate that picture of Arianne Martell looking like a white person with a tan.
7. It was all over when he asked if my character was a DJ (Vinyl Scratch)
8. He threw me for a loop here, the questions posed didn’t seem like they’d lead me to Artemis Fowl II, but they did.
9. VICTORY!! He didn’t guess Lunatone, but he got Koffing, Gigalith, and Ditto.

A small interlude - I got

• “Is your character mates with One Direction?”
• “Does your character have a phobia of spoons?”