I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...: Dear _______ : 

thegovernmentstolemytoad:

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear…

That toast one. Awesome.























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