Whaaat we almost got swept by Haunted Woods?

Well played old team, well played.

I always laugh when people go “Well, our team board is really friendly!”

Heh, yeah, only to the people they know…

whatever happened to the Shenkuu Teahouse? 

usukiboy:

IN HONOR OF MERIDELLS PAGE FINALLY BEING ADDED TO THE LIST LET ME TELL YOU WHY MERIDELL IS GOING TO WOOP YOUR TEAMS SORRY BEHIND IN THE ALTADOR CUP THIS YEAR

OUR CAPTAIN WIZARD WINDELLE

THIS LITTLE LIZARD IS GONNA WIGGLE HIS WAY UP YOUR BUTT BC YOURE GONNA BE HOLLARIN IN PAIN AFTER YOU PLAY AGAINST HIM THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS ALWAYS IN THE TOP GOAL SCORERS I GUARANTEE IF YOU LOOK AT THAT PAGE THIS YEAR YOULL SEE WIZARD WINDELLE STARIN BACK AT YOU CASTIN HIS MAGIC SPELLS TO MAKE YOU BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP TEAM MERIDELL AKA TEAM GOLD 

NOT ONLY IS FIORINA THE HOTTEST BABE IN THE AC CAPABLE OF INSANE MOTHERFUCKIN TRICKS LIKE YOU AINT NEVER SEEN BEFORE WITHOUT SMUDGING HER SIGNATURE MERIDELL BLUE EYESHADOW SHE IS ALSO A DREAMS CAN HAPPEN TRUE UNDERDOG STORY SHE IS FROM STANK NASTY MERIDELL ACRES WHERE SHE USED TO PLAY YOOYU BALL AS A LITTLE GIRL WITH ILSA USING POTATOS THEY STOLE FROM THAT FUCKIN POTATO COUNTER KACHEEK AND ITS NOT EASY TO STEAL A POTATO FROM THAT PIECE OF SHIT CREEPER AND LOOK AT HER NOW SHE IS A STAR SHE COULD FUCKIN BATHE IN POTATOS IF SHE WANTS TO BUT SHE DOESNT BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO HUNGRY

YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF “DAMN WHOS THAT FINE HUNK OF IXI PIE BECAUSE ID LIKE TO GET A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM AND GOBBLE DOWN A SLICE”  WELL THATS ILSA, FIORINA’S CHILDHOOD FRIEND AND LONGTERM BOYFRIEND OH AND HES ALSO TRANS (LOOK IT UP HE WAS BORN FEMALE-BODIED) FIORINA AND ILSA HAVE A MINI YOOYUBALL TOURNAMENT FOR THE UNDERPRIVILEGED YOUTH IN MERIDELL ACRES BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING SAINTS AND THEYRE TRAINING THE FUTURE GENERATIONS OF MERIDELLIANS TO CONTINUE KICKING UR SORRY ASSES UNTIL THE END OF TIME THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE GOOGLE IT 

YORIS OBBLES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN BOW DOWN

OUR GOALIE AINT EVEN GOT HANDS

WERE STRAIGHT UP JUST MOTHERFUCKIN TAUNTING YOU 

THIS GRANDMA IS APPARENTLY A REAL HARD ASS

SO BASICALLY EITHER JOIN UP OR PREPARE TO BE SLAUGHTERED BECAUSE THIS YEAR MERIDELL IS OUT FOR BLOOD

I wish we had a bit of a bigger head’s up for when the Obelisk ’war’ restarts.

lmao @ this grainy stretched reused image for LD’s interview.

It’s the most redundant time of the year!

OH we get to choose factions again?

And the kicked out my team and the only other one I really liked?

Eh….Oh well, Order it is.

The prize shop is finally open! And MY faction won! I can actually get a paintbrush! This site theme! this avatar!

I’m always slightly taken aback when I see kids 14 and so not playing Neopets, and I’m over here and can’t wait for the Altador Cup.

veryimportantneopian:

im seriously hoping theres more to this years april fools than fake new merch

i mean its just so lame, previous jokes were more, you know, lively? like, you’d go on the site and BAM neoplants have taken over or you’d go on the site and BAM you’d be charged for every page you visit or youd get random events of homeless acaras saying they’re unemployed

but now what

you go on the site and… and what?! nothing? the new merch page is just so easy to miss, it’s just a little link on the homepage, and well, me for example, i never go on the homepage, i arrive directly on my old open tabs so if i hadnt seen the link here, i would completely have missed it

seriously, is that it? where are our 50 new species? our neobuddies? our male faeries? our stoned shop wizard???

If it wasn’t for this post I wouldn’t have even known about it.

modelneopian:

a new series of more up-to-date, socially-conscious random events. i’m all for this shit. good idea or great idea?

(via fuckyouneopia)