wtffanfiction: Fandom: Sleeping Beauty/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Puella Magi Madoka Magica “A scared Madoka tried to run off but Maleficent got close enough for him to seize half of the baby’s blanket. Maleficent then struck Madoka maliciously with her staff, resulting in the girl to let go and for her to hit the steps too hard. She stoped moving. She was now dead.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sleeping Beauty/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Puella Magi Madoka Magica

“A scared Madoka tried to run off but Maleficent got close enough for him to seize half of the baby’s blanket. Maleficent then struck Madoka maliciously with her staff, resulting in the girl to let go and for her to hit the steps too hard. She stoped moving. She was now dead.”

(Source: wtffanfiction)


wtffanfiction: Fandom: Harry Potter “Throwing back his head, Slughorn made a choking sound as his own climax hit. Lily cried out in fright, and James twisted his head around just in time to get a healthy dose of Slughorn’s man juice right in his open mouth. Cursing and sputtering, James tried to roll aside, but in her fright Lily’s vagina had clamped tight on his still erect penis, effectively trapping him on top of her and forcing him to endure Slughorn’s semen barrage.” ??????????????????

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Throwing back his head, Slughorn made a choking sound as his own climax hit. Lily cried out in fright, and James twisted his head around just in time to get a healthy dose of Slughorn’s man juice right in his open mouth. Cursing and sputtering, James tried to roll aside, but in her fright Lily’s vagina had clamped tight on his still erect penis, effectively trapping him on top of her and forcing him to endure Slughorn’s semen barrage.”

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(Source: wtffanfiction)


stfuconservatives: jacyyy submitted: “I don’t even know if I need to explain this. Ugh” —- I saw this in my inbox about an hour ago, and it made me so mad that I’ve spend the interim time sitting and fuming about it. WHITE PEOPLE, STOP IT. I’m calling you in for a huddle here. We do not get to decide how oppressed groups behave. We do not get to decide how non-white people go about their lives. We do not get to take own suffering - in this case, the unthinkable tragedy of not having a public ad campaign for a whites-only dating site - and say “Look at how these people are doing things that exclude us! Reverse racism!” Not allowed. Stop. Also, obviously, there are dating sites for white people. Obvious jokes about eHarmony aside, if you Google “all white dating sites,” they exist. So the “well we wouldn’t be allowed to have our own dating site” is just bullshit. Furthermore, on sites like OKCupid, you can choose which races you are interested in dating. You can specify that your results only include white people. There is no shortage of Internet dating sites with white men on them. TRUST ME. And dating sites aren’t like physics: there does not need to be an equal but opposite dating site. There’s a vegan dating site, but I haven’t seen one specifically for meat-eaters. That doesn’t make bacon lovers oppressed. But more importantly: oppressed groups are allowed to have their own spaces. As white people, we don’t need to be everywhere. I think that’s what Lisa was getting at in the comments, at least before the whole “racism makes me sad” thing. Black people have the right to their own space. And specifically, the right to their own dating site. This is actually what made me so mad about this. I have a friend who went on a Christian dating site. She messaged a white guy who seemed nice. He wrote back that he couldn’t date her because the Bible forbids mixing races. He quoted verse at her. She was Black, so God said they couldn’t date, valid reason, end of story. Another friend of mine gets messages all the fucking time on OKCupid about how “exotic” she looks and, on occasion, extra-creepy messages from men saying they’ve always wanted to have sex with an Indian woman. And every woman of color I know has gotten the “You’re pretty for a (insert your race here) girl.” Like, shit. Dating is hard enough as it is. This whole “but there isn’t one for white people!!!!” thing is invalid, unwarranted, and just plain gross.

stfuconservatives:

jacyyy submitted: “I don’t even know if I need to explain this. Ugh”

—-

I saw this in my inbox about an hour ago, and it made me so mad that I’ve spend the interim time sitting and fuming about it.

WHITE PEOPLE, STOP IT. I’m calling you in for a huddle here. We do not get to decide how oppressed groups behave. We do not get to decide how non-white people go about their lives. We do not get to take own suffering - in this case, the unthinkable tragedy of not having a public ad campaign for a whites-only dating site - and say “Look at how these people are doing things that exclude us! Reverse racism!” Not allowed. Stop.

Also, obviously, there are dating sites for white people. Obvious jokes about eHarmony aside, if you Google “all white dating sites,” they exist. So the “well we wouldn’t be allowed to have our own dating site” is just bullshit. Furthermore, on sites like OKCupid, you can choose which races you are interested in dating. You can specify that your results only include white people. There is no shortage of Internet dating sites with white men on them. TRUST ME. And dating sites aren’t like physics: there does not need to be an equal but opposite dating site. There’s a vegan dating site, but I haven’t seen one specifically for meat-eaters. That doesn’t make bacon lovers oppressed.

But more importantly: oppressed groups are allowed to have their own spaces. As white people, we don’t need to be everywhere. I think that’s what Lisa was getting at in the comments, at least before the whole “racism makes me sad” thing.

Black people have the right to their own space. And specifically, the right to their own dating site. This is actually what made me so mad about this. I have a friend who went on a Christian dating site. She messaged a white guy who seemed nice. He wrote back that he couldn’t date her because the Bible forbids mixing races. He quoted verse at her. She was Black, so God said they couldn’t date, valid reason, end of story. Another friend of mine gets messages all the fucking time on OKCupid about how “exotic” she looks and, on occasion, extra-creepy messages from men saying they’ve always wanted to have sex with an Indian woman. And every woman of color I know has gotten the “You’re pretty for a (insert your race here) girl.”

Like, shit. Dating is hard enough as it is. This whole “but there isn’t one for white people!!!!” thing is invalid, unwarranted, and just plain gross.


fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “ENTIRE TILL SYSTEM CRASHES FOR AN HOUR.”Bottom Text: “BECAUSE SOMEONE USED THE TOASTER.”] You couldn’t make it up. The staff toaster tripped our electricity causing the till system to crash. It took the phone with it. We had to use a mobile phone to call another store to call IT because the mobile wouldn’t let us type the hash key during a call.  Because we didn’t realise it was the toaster this happened 3 times. Amost a forth when I went into the kitchen and caught someone with the toaster almost popped down.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “ENTIRE TILL SYSTEM CRASHES FOR AN HOUR.”

Bottom Text: “BECAUSE SOMEONE USED THE TOASTER.”]

You couldn’t make it up. The staff toaster tripped our electricity causing the till system to crash. It took the phone with it. We had to use a mobile phone to call another store to call IT because the mobile wouldn’t let us type the hash key during a call. 

Because we didn’t realise it was the toaster this happened 3 times. Amost a forth when I went into the kitchen and caught someone with the toaster almost popped down.


wtffanfiction: Fandom: Teen Wolf “‘Come on ride me,’ Stiles said huskily. Derek’s a closet gay and has always imagined scenes like this one which he has jacked off to many times. ‘I don’t have any lube,’ Derek says nervously. ‘In the front left pocket of my jeans,’ Stiles stated confidently. Derek throws his jeans aside and begins squirting more than the usual amount of the clear liquid onto Stiles’ cock tosses the bottle to the floor after the cap is closed. Derek slowly lowers himself onto Stiles’ dick an inch at a time due to being a virgin. ‘Oh my you’re so tight and hot,’ Stiles moans. Once Derek’s fully seated on Stiles’ fuck stick he uses his feet” Fuck Stick, well, that’s a new one.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Teen Wolf

“‘Come on ride me,’ Stiles said huskily.

Derek’s a closet gay and has always imagined scenes like this one which he has jacked off to many times.

‘I don’t have any lube,’ Derek says nervously.

‘In the front left pocket of my jeans,’ Stiles stated confidently.

Derek throws his jeans aside and begins squirting more than the usual amount of the clear liquid onto Stiles’ cock tosses the bottle to the floor after the cap is closed. Derek slowly lowers himself onto Stiles’ dick an inch at a time due to being a virgin.

‘Oh my you’re so tight and hot,’ Stiles moans.

Once Derek’s fully seated on Stiles’ fuck stick he uses his feet”

Fuck Stick, well, that’s a new one.

(Source: wtffanfiction)


fuckyeahretailrobin: Why do customers think we have nothing else to do but talk to them? Better yet, why do they think we WANT to have extended conversations about *nothing* with them? Today I got stuck talking to a customer for half an hour, only about 3 minutes of which pertained to products we sell. He rambled on about corporate vs. Mom & Pop stores, outsourcing, unemployment, some restaurants mustard sauce, the tv show “The Big Bang Theory”, radiation from cell phones, and I can’t even remember what else. Who cares! Just when I thought I was about to get away, he would start going on about something else.  I am usually really happy when speaking with customers and I don’t mind helping them shop for long periods of time but customers rambling on and on about nothing make me die a little inside.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Why do customers think we have nothing else to do but talk to them? Better yet, why do they think we WANT to have extended conversations about *nothing* with them? Today I got stuck talking to a customer for half an hour, only about 3 minutes of which pertained to products we sell. He rambled on about corporate vs. Mom & Pop stores, outsourcing, unemployment, some restaurants mustard sauce, the tv show “The Big Bang Theory”, radiation from cell phones, and I can’t even remember what else. Who cares! Just when I thought I was about to get away, he would start going on about something else. 

I am usually really happy when speaking with customers and I don’t mind helping them shop for long periods of time but customers rambling on and on about nothing make me die a little inside.


justlikedisney: jhenne-bean: disneyforprincesses: I tried correcting Mulan’s skintone also, as well as a few other things, to make her look a little more like, well.. Mulan. thank yew. Bless your soul

justlikedisney:

jhenne-bean:

disneyforprincesses:

I tried correcting Mulan’s skintone also, as well as a few other things, to make her look a little more like, well.. Mulan.

thank yew.

Bless your soul

(via itsdetachable)


feministdisney: not sure if i’m too late for the “this is what a disney princess could look like” challenge, but thought i’d submit anyway! during this challenge, i was inspired by many of the entries, but in particular this post by nappynomad really stood out to me since she suggested being a disney queen rather than a princess. so, with her permission, i made this portrait of her as a regal queen. Interested in submitting to the challenge? click here

feministdisney:

not sure if i’m too late for the “this is what a disney princess could look like” challenge, but thought i’d submit anyway! during this challenge, i was inspired by many of the entries, but in particular this post by nappynomad really stood out to me since she suggested being a disney queen rather than a princess. so, with her permission, i made this portrait of her as a regal queen.

Interested in submitting to the challenge? click here




punchthemoon: Tarzan in the Amazon! (by Emma Steinkellner)

punchthemoon:

Tarzan in the Amazon! (by Emma Steinkellner)

(Source: racebentdisney)


fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “BUT THERE’S 50 DOLLARS ON THAT GIFT CARD THE COMPUTER MUST HAVE STOLEN IT”Bottom Text: “MA’AM, DO YOU HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?”] I went to cover a shift at another store, and was helping a woman check out. She handed me one of those Visa gift cards her son had, happily stating “This is good for fifty, my baby just got it!” (Note her “baby” is like 15). Well the amount approved was something like 6 bucks, so I told her the remaining balance and that’s when it all went south. She started telling me my register was stealing her money, that the card had fifty dollars on it and she hadn’t taken her son out of the house to use it. Yes, my register, that literally only scans items, applies discounts, swipes cards, and tells me what change to give had the supreme ability to steal all the money on your gift card. We’re a retail store, we don’t have supercomputers.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “BUT THERE’S 50 DOLLARS ON THAT GIFT CARD THE COMPUTER MUST HAVE STOLEN IT”

Bottom Text: “MA’AM, DO YOU HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?”]

I went to cover a shift at another store, and was helping a woman check out. She handed me one of those Visa gift cards her son had, happily stating “This is good for fifty, my baby just got it!” (Note her “baby” is like 15). Well the amount approved was something like 6 bucks, so I told her the remaining balance and that’s when it all went south. She started telling me my register was stealing her money, that the card had fifty dollars on it and she hadn’t taken her son out of the house to use it. Yes, my register, that literally only scans items, applies discounts, swipes cards, and tells me what change to give had the supreme ability to steal all the money on your gift card. We’re a retail store, we don’t have supercomputers.























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