"Also, when Voldemort screams Avada Kedavra to kill Harry…. What? Did he have a yawn stuck in his throat, in the middle of a sneeze whilst trying to hack up the frog in there? I had the hardest time keeping my laughter in check at that scene." — CoS Forums.





harrypotterconfessions: graphic submitted wizardwarrior loves thinking about stuff like this. the colours are also the main ones of their opposing houses and green throughout the book generally represents bad (snakes, AK, slytherin)  while red seems to be a colour of good (fawkes, expelliarmus, gryffindor) etc. That’s pretty cool

harrypotterconfessions:

graphic submitted

wizardwarrior loves thinking about stuff like this. the colours are also the main ones of their opposing houses and green throughout the book generally represents bad (snakes, AK, slytherin)  while red seems to be a colour of good (fawkes, expelliarmus, gryffindor) etc.

That’s pretty cool



"I was excited when I realized the author knew that Voldie was in school during WWII, then I felt really sad [to] say that I was so excited about someone having basic googling skills. It’s a sad day when that’s something to be celebrated." —


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...: Dear _______ : 

thegovernmentstolemytoad:

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear…

That toast one. Awesome.























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